Requested by obsessive-compulsions

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

eskatoad:

oh my god I was rewatching Beauty and the Beast today (including this extra scene) and I was like WHAT IF THEY STILL READ TOGETHER LIKE THIS AFTER THE BEAST’S TRANSFORMATION AND BELLE WOULD READ HIM ALL HER FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAYS AND UGH ADAM WOULD BE LIKE THE MOS T ADORABLE DISNEY PRINCE EVER

yeah so i made this thing bc headcanon 

captainamericass:

whenever someone mentions captain america it takes all of my strength not to start talking about how much i actually love steve rogers

shining-magically:

stickfigureanimals:

Attractions Cast Members: The Musical

"Put your hand back in the boat or so help me"


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SO HELP ME

Anonymous: Okay, but what would happen to each of the team if the others got de-aged?

avengersthingsthattoteshappened:

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT SET-UP FOR WACKY HIJINKS.

Tony:

If ever there was a time I needed DeanWinchesterCryingSarcasticallyInAWailingBaby’sFace.jpg, this would be it.

Steve:

Think Cap1, where he holds the baby up with that vaguely-terrified look of a man who has no goddamn clue what to do with a tiny human being, despite having been one for a goodly portion of his life. Except there’s a whole swarm of them and he’s really big and he’ll probably hurt one of them and oh god how the fuck did Clint get all the way up there NO THOR DO NOT HIT NATASHA SHE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WALK VERY WELL YET BUT SHE WILL KILL YOU.

Bruce:

Bruce likes kids, but he doesn’t trust himself, and he’d definitely call a professional sitter or just haul them down to Stark Industries’ daycare center, because he knows how not to loose all sense of reason in a crisis. He doesn’t leave them there alone, but he definitely keeps to the sidelines.

Sam:

Sam takes a lot of pictures as soon as he’s done tethering them all to his belt like so many puppies on leashes. He thinks they’re adorable. He wants twelve more. He takes them to Central Park and revels in the way young mothers coo over such a responsible manny, and now he knows that Natasha likes pistachio ice cream.

Natasha:

Natasha reacts in a way that, on anyone else, would be considered resourceful and level-headed, if not a bit strange. Meaning, she set them all carefully, one-by-one, in the empty pool with pillows and blankets and teddy bears and a block of colby jack cheese each and patrolled the edge to make sure they didn’t escape until Coulson got there and could tell her what was going on.

In truth, she panicked, because she is NOT child-oriented, and it was all she could think of.

Clint:

Like Bruce, Clint’s good with kids and likes them, but doesn’t think of himself as a natural caretaker - he doesn’t trust them with some strange nanny, tho, so he kinda pens them up in the den and pulls up Dora the Explorer on Netflix while he waits for SHIELD to tell him what the hell happened.

Thor:

By the end of the ordeal, they’ve all done fingerpainting, Thor’s mastered Kraft Mac-n-Cheese, they’ve made it through an entire set of Baby Signing Time videos, and when they’re all restored they end up humming Norse lullabies out of nowhere and have no idea why.

**Bonus…

Pepper:

Calls for a sitter thoroughly vetted by SHIELD to assist her in personally caring for the kid!vengers, keeps one ear glued to the phone demanding answers from Coulson and coordinating with every superhero scientist and magic-user she could track down, instigated a worldwide manhunt for the jackass responsible, and then slings Tony to her front and Natasha to her back (those two could get out of the harnesses in seconds), tethers the others to her like Sam would have, and marches over to SHIELD holding to tear the ne’er-do-well to shreds and ensure that he knows that if he does not return them all to their rightful state she would tear his face off with her fingernails, have it bronzed, and mount it on her office wall.

And she still finds time for peek-a-boo.

Rhodey:

Pretty much exactly what Pepper does, but with a military escort, a sidearm, and little-bunny-foofoo instead of peek-a-boo.

Bucky:

Holds Steve and cries.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

# yup

uptheeucalyptustree:

ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

This gave me chills

# whoa

killercometocall:

Only in England can we get angry about a baking competition! Justice for Iain!

scottmcutie:

disney challenge → [4/10] movies  » tarzan

you came back. i came home

Robin Hood: Men in Tights is one of my favorite movies

copiousquantitiesofcas:

I mean like

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How could it not be

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every single moment is pure gold

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its hilarious 

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and finally, one of my favorites

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

HW